Friday, October 26, 2012

Triumph Triumphs Again

I know that I have been gone for a while and I apologise to those 78 of you page viewers a day that care. Please forgive me as you guffaw through this hilarity.

Friday, June 15, 2012

TGIF With Kenneth and A Trip To The Weiner Circle

Yeah, I know I haven't been blogging lately. Bitch, I'm busy! This house isn't going to fix itself up. I swear, if I add any more projects I'm going to start farting nails and paint cans. Enjoy.

Tuesday, April 24, 2012

Homeless James Bond

Years ago, I watched a move with some friends where a bunch of intrigue surrounded a junkyard and the filthy people that lived there. It was called Street Trash and it was absurdly hilarious and rotten to the core. I must find it again! And here's the trailer. It's like a homeless Citizen Kane!

Sunday, April 8, 2012

Hoppy Easter With A Glamourous Motormouth

How boring would Easter be without a a little Lady Bunny? Click here for her dragulous podcast interview with World of Wonder, and then have fun huntin' fer them eggs!

Wednesday, March 28, 2012

Barbie's Still Got It

Actually, this one seems a lot more fun.

I got her about 13 years ago, just as her Lori Davis infomercial days were winding down and everyone was whirling around their living rooms to 'Believe.' What's she up to now?

Here's the link to her website- but let's not forget Vegas, baby.

And don't forget to follow her on Twitter. Girl speaks her mind, but what else would you expect?

Monday, March 26, 2012

I Feel Like I've Been Let Out Of My Pen!

Spring came early to Ohio, about a month early. I can't say that I've put up a patio umbrella before the Vernal Equinox or seen the Tiger Lillies reach two feet before April Fool's Day, but I have seen dancing cows!

Monday, March 5, 2012

Doug Stanhope on Dr. Drew

Ah, yes. Dr. Drew. For those of you that read my Celebrity Rehab recaps from '09-'10, the season with Mikey Starr and the Grandmother of Issues, Mackenzie Phillips, you already know how I feel about him. I think he's exploitative and I also believe at the core of my being that paying for someone to go to rehab is so beyond counter-intuitive that it borders on malpractice. I'll go one further and say that signing someone up for a paid dry-out, which is all CR is, should be against the law, not to mention the perverted nature of this obvious ridiculousness- FILMING IT.

Here's Stanhope's take on it. It's brutal and completely profane. You have been warned.

The Real Housewives of Disney

Starring Lindsay Loham!

Don't call it a, seriously. DON'T. The rest of the show was unwatchable. Plus, The Zarinmonster was there. Nuff said.

Wednesday, February 22, 2012

For The Idiots That Love Chris Brown

A punk is a punk is a punk, and as far as I'm concerned, MC Punk could tap dance on Chris Brown's face and I wouldn't bat an eyelash. As for the stupid young girls that tweet how they would let Chris Clown beat them, you are idiots! BAH! Sometimes I think feminism is dead in America. Young girls need to stop holding fame up like it's the be-all end-all and learn that the you cannot separate a person's character from their actions. He never apologised, he never owned his actions, he never EVER showed contrition of any kind. Plus, he sucks as a musical 'artist.' 

I am not going to put the disturbing photograph of Rhianna on my blog because I think it's not respectful, though I know that statement is ironic in light of rumors that she is still boning the guy. Nevertheless, he beat that girl's face to a pulp. Would you feel bad for him if he was finally on the receiving end?

Friday, February 10, 2012

Dad, You Just Created An Even Bigger Monster

Teen acts like a spoiled brat. Teen is too stupid to realise that there's a good chance Dad will find out about that Facebook trash talking. Teen gets her comeuppance in the form of humiliation and loss of property. Teen spends the rest of her life making parents pay for it.

I'll just sit here and wait for the eventual Gawker article about how she went on that meth fueled crime spree ending in Mom and Dad trying to stop their guts from spilling all over that lovely lawn of theirs.

Or she takes her punishment like a big girl and quits her whining. What's more likely?